
Hi! My name is Angela and I'm a stay at home mom, wife, writer, event planner, maid and every other role that life brings.Join me as I rant and rave about the things that life brings to my doorstep 
Lousy. That's how I've been absolutely feeling these past few days.
Can barely drag my fat ass off the bed and have quite frankly let things go as far as household things are concerned.
I've got asthma and really bad colds on top of nausea and that "swimmy" feeling whenever I get up from bed (you know how you stand up and everything just looks like they're swimming?)
Sleeping has been quite a chore with one nostril getting clogged up at a time. For some nights now I've got to consciously turn to my right side to unclog (albeit temporarily) my left nostril and again on the left side for the other nostril.
I've got a lot of things on my plate right now and honest to God I just can't deal with the stress at the moment. Good thing Derrick volunteered to take care of some of the more annoying things that has, quite frankly, been aggravating me for the longest time.
Too bad he couldn't take my colds and asthma away as well 
Good thing I was able to get some season dvds of "House," "Family Guy" and "CSI Vegas" to keep me a bit entertained. I also dug out some books from my collection to read while I stay in bed.
Been trying to keep really, really quiet even unplugging the phone coz I seriously am not in the mood to pick up nowadays. Just the other day while I was trying to sleep off the beginnings of a migraine Derrick forgot I wanted complete quiet and called up my cel...
He said I fairly snarled what he says is the most insincere and most unfriendly "hello" he has ever heard...he may be exaggerating of course 
Besides, swerte na siya nun. One caller had the misfortune of hearing me sneeze multiple biggies in the middle of my "hello." Hey, it was one of those sneaky sneezes where you just go blow like Moby Dick without even being aware it (or in my case, they) were coming.
It's a quirk in my family. Once started, my brother Pao can sneeze more than a dozen biggies in a row you'd think he'd have to pick his nose off the floor across the room. Carlo is only in second place with about 7-8 sneezes.
While I envy the total heaven he experiences after or rather, when he finishes sneezing, I have earned my share of admirers with my burps. My record as of the moment is 16 burps in 3 minutes.
Now our youngest, Miggy is the real gifted one. He actually farts at will...seriously! And boy do those suckers pack quite a punch 
Quite effective fumigator actually.
I do know that Miggy loves me very much as he always gives me a 3-second warning to evacuate the area before he lets one rip. Believe me, that warning is always welcome as I honestly believe one of his farts can pass as a nuclear or biological weapon...for real.
Besides, why do something once when you can do it many time right? 
Call us shallow and all that but this grossness can cause hours of laughter for us.
I remember when Miggy and Nona were younger and I used to work in GMA and productions. No matter how much I try to regale and impress them with stories of work, places I've been, and people I've met...nothing beats the "pogi points" I score with each lame ass toilet joke I tell and uber-loud belch I let rip.
What is it with kids and bodily functions?
I am hoping to be able to share some news fairly soon. Much as there are some facts I am already in possession of, I don't want to jump the gun as of yet 